February 2011
I played Action in the 7th grade and I had to sing Gee Officer Krupke.
Clearly that was the high point of middle school years. Probably of my whole life too.
:|
Question: How do I know if a girl loves me or not?
brain-food:
If one night you go out drinking and end up back at her place, pass out together on the bed with your shoes on, and wake up a few hours later only to discover that you’ve peed the bed, which she takes in stride, changes the sheets, and then the next morning has a laugh about it, later leaves some pamphlets from the local health clinic about child bedwetters in your mailbox, and...
Remember all that confusion I had about my...
So I called today, turns out I was accepted into the school just not through the EOP program because my grades were too high.
This is great fucking news. This means no matter what I am not staying in the city for school, this also means if I go to Purchase I don’t have to do a summer program so I can enjoy my summer in the city.
:D I’m really excited.
Still though, if I get into...
For future reference
pip-pip-cheerio:
pikatrieu:
Pretend you’ve never met, then loudly try out lame pickup lines in a swanky bar. Act like they worked.
Go on a walking journey and every fifteen feet draw a chalk arrow in the direction you’re going. At the end of the trip, leave a big pile of chalk.
Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn’t really happen
Go for a drive. You can...
morituritesalutamus replied to your post: morituritesalutamus replied to your post: I’m…
You should put jewelry in. It’s more likely to heal the right way with jewelry (this is what I’ve heard from piercers).
Thank you yo. I appreciate it.
illabonita answered your question: I’m probably going to stop stretching my ears man.
that’s why I stopped. Woke up one morning and my pillow...
morituritesalutamus replied to your post: I’m probably going to stop stretching my ears man.
Take it out and put in your old size. Whatever you do, don’t leave the new jewelry in. People usually recommend that you downsize two sizes lower for at least a month.
Can I just not put any jewelry in at all? I keep getting different answers lol. Someone said if you don’t put any jewelry in...
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I'm probably going to stop stretching my ears man.
So I got a blowout. It doesn’t even hurt a lot, or at all really. It’s not too gross. It just looks mad weird. But I don’t want my ear looking like that for the rest of my life.
wut do?
Sensitive thugs ya’ll all need hugs.
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Fuck you raisins.
Some time ago there was a place. A place called Hope. And in this place, there was a time. A time called Desire. And in this place at this time someone decided that pieces of chocolate were delicious and decided to put them inside of sugar dough. That was an awesome idea. But then you, the ass-licking, vindictive raisin, got jealous and lonely and decided to be inside of my cookies sometimes too....
“Republicans need to figure out where they stand on children’s welfare. They...”
– From CHARLES BLOW’s op-ed, “The GOP’s Abandoned Babies,” in the New York Times (via inothernews)
The awkward moment
When you’re really hungry but your grandma’s out doing the compra so she’s going to come soon with more food and you should probably just wait.
butyouresohungry.
:(
Hey Sexy Lady (Skrillex Remix)
Last fucking night?
Last night was pretty fun. I had a good day in general minus miscellaneous bullshit my family was trying to throw at me to ruin it. TOO BAD I’M A FREE BITCH BABY SO THAT NEGATIVITY DOESN’T EVEN EFFECT ME. Woowooswag. Anyway. I spent the first part of the day with Paola & co. for her birthday dinner. It was nice and we had a great time. Then I came home to my friend telling me to go...
Anonymous asked: I don't remember my login to my other tumblr, but i had read the message you left. Yeaaah, I finished school. That school was such a rip off tho lol, but thank you & such. I read you finished HS, too. Thats good, you said you could do it, and you did. Congrats, I hope everything keeps falling into place for you.
esmeraldaaa replied to your post: Come to think of it…
so what’s the plan thug?
I don’t even know so far man.
I just know that I want to get reaaaaally fucked up.
For the sneaker savvy;
How do Supra sizes run? In particular the Supra Belay sneakers. I’d really like to get them but the only site that I trust and that has the colorway that I want ran out of my size. The closest thing they have is a 7. I’ve never worn Supras so I have no idea how they fit. I’m a 6 in Jordans. Do you think I’d have a chance of fitting the 7?
I’m desperate. :/
Sobriety is more delusional to me than intoxication.
Come to think of it...
For the past seventeen years I’ve realized I’ve never had a memorable birthday. I’ve never really had that one AMAZING birthday where I got everything I wanted and I went out to do so some awesome shit. I’ve just had shitty parties thrown by my family in my house that I never, ever wanted. I don’t like spending my birthday with my family. They actually just ruin it....
Everyone in New York knows at least one person,...
Especially lesbians. If you’re a lesbian in New York I probably have at least one friend in common with you.
Going to keep watching guided meditation videos & demonstrations of back massages on YouTube.
I desperately need to go to a spa.
Birthday present perhaps.
You look like my next victim. I said you look like my ex-girlfriend………’s sister?
That awkward moment when you try to explain how...
nothingbutvagina:
lezbefrands:
machomelixd:
that awkward moment when they tell you that lesbians don’t have real sex.
This goes out to all the people with Macs.
Seriously. I just got my Macbook Pro…like…three weeks ago. I love it. Obviously. Out of everything I own this is my favorite. I just…ugh. Couldn’t even explain it. BUT ANYWAY.
Since I love it so much I want to keep it clean, in mint condition. (Granted, I’m probably going to get over this phase in a couple of months but in the mean time…) How do you guys keep...
str8nochaser replied to your post: Ithaca College HEOP phone interview on March 1st at 3 PM.
Rooting for you. Mainly cuz I want to see you around my old stomping grounds….
Thank you. :] If I do get in I hope I can make you proud with the shenanigans that I will no doubt get into in Ithaca, New York.
Ithaca College HEOP phone interview on March 1st...
I’m not sure if this is actually a big deal. My friend told me she had one last year and all they did was introduce you to the program and whatnot. So maybe this isn’t the positive reinforcement that I was hoping it would be.
Still nervous.
Still really pulling to get into Ithaca. I shall keep my tiny ass fingers crossed.
First single off of "The Family Sign" by... →
I think Purchase College accepted me.
Lol I’m really not sure. A couple of weeks ago they e-mailed me saying that my application was complete and they would review it in 10-14 business days and let me know their decision.
I also know that if you apply to Purchase through their EOP program (which I did) they’d review your academic credentials and then call you in for an interview so that you can fill out the papers about...
I wish I had someone to go with me to see the new John Leguizamo play. Apparently he’s doing it in the same vein as Freak and Mambo Mouth which means it’s going to be fucking hilarious.
Ugh.
I need cooler friends.
Let's say I do get into Ithaca.
I’m sort of stuck between two majors within the Communications school.
One is Television and Radio.
This is what the school has to say about that;
“Careers in television and radio are not limited to broadcasting anymore. Media consumers watch their favorite programs via cable, satellite, and Internet services such as Hulu.com. We listen to music mixes on our iPod and tune in to...
