September 2011
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Bright Lights, Big City
So I read the book, thought it was amazing. Loved it. Is the movie as good? I don’t want to be disappointed. I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE.
Sep 29th
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I love when people on Tumblr argue. Instead of arguing their points they argue “semantics”. YOU USED IGNORANT WRONG!!!!! Maybe they did, but your point is probably invalid as fuck too.
Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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I get paid at work to sit here and look dashingly good (also to do homework) BUT MOSTLY TO JUST SIT HERE IN ALL MY SPLENDOR. … I’m bored. :( I’m going back to the city this weekend!!! :D I’m so fucking excited you guys have no idea.
Sep 28th
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“Despite being five feet nine and weighing a hundred and ten pounds, she is...”
– Mindy Kaling on romantic comedies and them women who only exist in those movies but not in real life. Read here.
Sep 26th
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For once I’d like to feel like my emotions aren’t crazy. Like it’s okay for me to feel the way I do. Like I’m not wrong for feeling the way I feel.
Sep 26th
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Sep 25th
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Dominican women pick-up lines
Her: You live with your wife, or girl or something?
Me: No.
Her: So... who cooks for you?
Sep 23rd
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Fuck the weather in Ithaca, New York bro.
So on Tuesday I received my purchases from PLNDR, a dope black sweatshirt that reads “comme des fuckdown” (lol clever, I know) and some NICE ass jeans from Orisue. So I’ve been waiting for about a week so I can rock them all nicely or whatever but guess what? GUESS WHAT? Since Wednesday it’s been like seventy degrees up here in Ithaca, and it’s going to be hot for...
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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str8nochaser replied to your post: str8nochaser replied to your photo: She said I… I’m glad to hear. And yea, that 60 is not going to last long. i’ve seen the temperature in Ithaca drop 30 degrees in one day. It was sunny and warm in the morning and by night time it was snowing. Get your gear ready. :) That is not okay. :| I’m scared, and I don’t think I’ll ever be...
Sep 21st
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thelasturinebender: lone-shark: thelasturinebender replied to your photo: She said I can’t get enough of what you got. Good… you’re about to gather up so much pussy in class p. much if not, then what am i really going to college for? education?
Sep 21st
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str8nochaser replied to your photo: She said I can’t get enough of what you got. Good… how’s it going at IC? Temperature drop yet or is it still nice? Lol it’s going pretty well, things are definitely different up here but I’m adjusting. The temperature dropped for a couple days and now it’s back up to 60 today. No telling how long that will last though -___-
Sep 21st
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thelasturinebender replied to your photo: She said I can’t get enough of what you got. Good… you’re about to gather up so much pussy in class p. much if not, then what am i really going to college for?
Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Found a top model with a Tahoe ass, with a broad so bad. When she cross your path, you get outta them jeans you be thinkin’ bout rings, okay she done got yo’ ass. Cupid done shot yo’ ass. But I’m trying to be a G though. So yeah I’m gon’ holla, yeah I’m gon’ call her. But I ain’t got a leash though. I’ll put her name on a lease though....
Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 17th
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Jealousy is a bitch.
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 15th
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Guess who got that shittiest shit hours for work...
THIS GUY! On Fridays I work 8:00 PM to 1:30 AM in the sandwhich shop on campus.  On Sundays I work 6:00 AM to 9:00 AM in the bakery. GOODBYE NIGHTLIFE.  HELLO MINIMUM WAGE LIFE! This is going to be so great … … :’D
Sep 13th
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This is America. We use the right side. NO COUNTRY FOR LEFT HANDED PEOPLE.
Sep 11th
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college sux
Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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DASSIT
Sep 10th
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Sep 9th
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#ANDWHATAGLORIOUSDAYITWAS
That’s my hashtag for today, because today has got to be the best, most unexpected, epic ass day ever. Let me list the things that have happened and will happen that contribute to the gloriousity, but in the words of Prince Bubblegum THE WOWING HAS JUST ONLY JUST BEGUN!!!!! I was awoken at 6 by my school’s emergency alert notification system to the news that the school would delay...
Sep 8th
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What’s the chance there there are two completely separate stories of two completely different moose who got drunk off of fermented apples and ended up in the city, on my dashboard. One was in Sweden and one was in Seattle. …No really. I’m not making this up.
Sep 8th
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Sep 8th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 6th
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I’ve got to do something I’ve realized for a while now, keep my emotions to myself.
Sep 6th
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Sep 5th
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Now I don’t think you understand how official I want to make this. I’ll walk a hundred miles for you, a thousand if you naked. I want to know your basis, what you love, and all your favorites. I want to know what you hate, everything, I got the patience. You’re smart and you’re funny, hella cute, and kinda weird. I love your sarcasm and the fact you like beer. You...
Sep 4th
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Sep 2nd
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Sep 2nd
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monsieurtomfuckery: Blogging while being in college is hard. 
Sep 1st
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