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Thanks to Newsweek, I signed up for Reddit and ended up making this (be sure to mute the left video).
Changing lives, one industrial dance at a time!
Brunch - Action Bronson
You said goodbye me to bitch you better break north, before you’re six south and I’ll be sitting in that big house.
My son is saving white rap and NY rap all in one swift stroke.
This one is for the sneakerheads.
i usually don’t watch music videos but this was epic.
Wow I may not be a sneakerhead but this is deep.
Sneak Peek of the Day: On September 5th, a gender-swapped episode of Pen Ward’s Adventure Time is set to air on Cartoon Network, with Madeleine Martin as Fionna the Human, Roz Ryan as Cake the Cat, Neil Patrick Harris as Prince Gumball, and Grey DeLisle as Ice Queen.
The characters were created for the show by series designer Natasha Allegri (who also sang the theme song); the episode itself was written and storyboarded by Adam Muto and Rebecca Sugar.
!!!!!!!!!!
I CANNOT WAIT!
(Source: adventuretime)
Atmosphere - The Last To Say (HD Version) (by TheRealRhymesayers)
Go get yourself a more better forever.
This is a poem. Lol, um I’ve posted this poem before on Tumblr but this is the first time I’ve ever recited it. Forgive the little mistakes I make I just suck at speaking sometimes. :| Here’s the written poem if you wish to follow along;
I broke through the looking glass as I came out the womb,
and then again for every 7 years thereafter,
so I guess I know what bad days are like.
And the only people that don’t believe in luck
are people who never found a dollar on the street.
But I’ve found love notes under car seats
Addressed to future wives and husbands in the world
And I pretended they were all for me.
But…I’m not really marriage material.
I hate Sundays, and I don’t feel much of Tuesdays.
Tuesdays don’t really have a feel.
But the increments in between your breaths
When you left
Felt a lot like Monday.
Every weekend I saw you it seemed
as if you had a nasty case of the Mondays.
I just had a nasty case of Big Heart Syndrome
The type of illness where I write love letters
On the insides of Hot Air Balloons
And have them veer off towards you
I don’t think they ever really got to their destination.
My internal GPS is kind of off, I think all of the text messages
That I sent to you under the desks of musty, dank classrooms
Might have interfered.
There was an entire choir of Angels warning me against love.
But I’m a daredevil. I think that shit is funny.
So I tailspinned off into your crescent heart
Without a helmet.
I suffered a mild concussion and it took five whole minutes
to remember my own name after the crash.
But yours was still tattooed on the inside of my lip,
And I don’t think I can afford the laser surgery.
So your memory will always be more than on the tip of my tongue.
More like in the depths of my mind
Where the only living things are dust bunnies and dragonflies.
Because the latter has pretty wings and the former
Fits jussssttt right.
They say that everyone is just looking for love.
But I think, people are just searching for answers.
But all the back pages were ripped out
And the ink doesn’t stay on flesh long enough
When it’s test day
And I have no material to study from,
You see I threw all the textbooks out of my cave
When I proclaimed
I can do this, without assistance.
It turns out, help is my 2nd priority.
You are the first.
And I would rip the petals off of millions flowers
if you could feel the same.
But I care about the environment.
Which is why I don’t say my secrets out loud.
I’m scared the emission will erode away
The ozone layer around your heart.
Though if asked, I think past lovers would describe your heart as a war zone
They just didn’t come prepared.
I arrived weapon in hand.
Ink tipped bayonet and sheathed tongue
Ready for your rapid fire verbs and opinions.
I took every shot, because I wanted you to nurse me back to sickness.
And in this cruel world I have fallen in love all but three times.
Way past the legal limit.
All with women that have firey wit, and that white men owe too much to.
I don’t owe you anything.
But I regard you with the fear of a loan shark
Because I know my love gives me away
Like blood, in the ocean.
If forever is just a human construct
Then I’ll look for the blueprint
In the Origin of Species with a hardhat on.
I thought we’d build it together
But you offered only sand as a foundation.
So I’ll sink my toes in till I find the damp spots.
No more promises this time.
Because every time I make and break a promise
You decide to cut corners and save space.
Only to realize that our love was just an ever expanding, circle.
AND LOOKIT THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HUSKY PIT MIX.
HER EYES.
I WANNA CRY TEARS OF JOY JUST LOOKING AT THIS DOG.
IWANTONE.
- Save Me by Nicki Minaj
- I fell in love with this song and its funny because I’ve had it on my phone for a while now. But today on the train it just did something to me -shrugs-
- I fucked up. But whats new.
^ Girlfriend.

Probably the best New York City time-lapse video in existence.
This is far too amazing to NOT link here. I am in complete and utter awe of this video. Trust me, it’s incredible.
From the words of the photographer Josh Owens: “I recently spent a little over a month hotel hopping in Manhattan (March 12th to April 29th) shooting time lapse. These clips were pulled from over an hours worth of footage.” Source